June 24, 2005

ingenious mind of a 2nd grader

Haiku:

Bird's nest filled with snow
Birds can skate upon the snow
While tricky snow melt

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somehow i managed to go from writing a haiku
to a retarded quatrain:

I wish I was rich
I would rather be rich than a fish
If I was a fish
I would be put on a dish

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er...i guess it's not *too* bad...
for a 2nd grader...
at least i seemed to have mastered near rhyme

June 22, 2005

boxter view


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burned by the porsche

well...sunburned that is...
you would think it'd be ok to ride around with the top down
but i managed to burn my arm, my neck and even my scalp
yikes! (stop laughing, Chi!)

but the porsche is nice
maybe i'll get one too
after i get my range rover and my penthouse suite
ahahahaha

oh wait
that would mean i'd have to learn how to drive stick
aw man...

so anyways, i decided to start a blog
i figure that'd be the best way to share pictures
and to get my 2 friends
(and whatever strangers that's lurking out there)
to see what i've been up to
(technically it's only 1 b/c Sylvia is a step-cousin)

oh yeah
and it gives me something to do while blubberboy plays his espn...
er...he's not going to read this is he?