where in the world...

ok so it's 4:30 on a Friday and i'm bored

so i thought i'd try something

where in the world is Chunky?

hahahhahaha

alright, so i don't have adobe photoshop

tho what?

happy tuesday

every weekday morning before work
several thoughts go through my head

1) I'll sleep for 5 more minutes...

2) (25 minutes later...) Maybe i should just call in sick (*cough cough*)

3) But I should save my leave for real emergencies...does this count?

4) Fine, i'll go to work, but i'm not happy about it

5) What's wrong with these stupid drivers? there's no one in front of you--GO!!! (road rage at its best)

6) Why don't i even have $1.35 in cash to pay for coffee? fine, charge it on the card

and today is the epitome of a rough morning
as i walked into the building 30 minutes late
i looked down at my feet
to see that i wore my flip-flops to work

happy tuesday

so confused

how did i jump up to 1068 overnight?
is it a glitch in the counter?
either way
i beat you copy!
muah hahahahhahaha

random question

Student A went up to Professor B after class and demanded that Professor B remain in the classroom after all the other students left. Professor B resisted and Student A said, "I have a loaded pistol in my bookbag. If you don't stay for another 10 minutes, I will shoot you." Professor B remained for another 10 minutes while Student A yelled about Professor B's poor teaching skills. After 10 minutes, Student A allowed Professor B to leave.

Did Student A kidnap Professor B?

food coma

food coma attack!!!
want...to....close...eyes...
zzz...z..z...zz.z..z.....

must keep eating to stay awake!!!
bring on the cookies!
all the munchies!!
must keep eating...

"Five People You Meet In Heaven"

i recently finished a very interesting and touching book --
"The Five People You Meet in Heaven"
it brought on a very different perspective of life after death
and no, it's nothing like CopyCat's LAD (Life After Death) University

it got me thinking...how nice if that were true
to have your whole life explained to you
where you went wrong, why things happened the way it did

and who would be my five people?

1) my dad?
2) my old dog "fat boy"? (do dogs count even if the book specifies "human"? maybe pets can communicate with us in heaven?)

who else?
i guess that's the whole point
sometimes you're affected even by strangers you haven't met
so i'll leave my list as is for now

my perspective on life after death hasn't changed
but it is reassuring to believe in closure...

oh and if this ever becomes a movie
i vote for Tom Hanks to be Eddie

vacation

i love sunny days on the beach
lather on the sunblock
sprawl out on the towel
read a good book
while i bask in the sun

and this time, i was even prepared with a big straw hat

(didn't want anymore freckles on the face)

overall we had pretty good beach weather
very relaxing
but i don't understand why i'm still as pale as a ghost

despite my unsuccessful tanning sessions
it's still my idea of a perfect vacation
(and not Harry Potter land, Copy, so don't rip me off of Hawaii!)

although we're back home now
no worries
i still have a whole summer at the pool to look foward to...