assumption of risk

finally turned in my 2nd paper
good riddance to mr. smith
and his stupid mother-in-law
and the stupid grandparental visitation statute
i can't stare at that stupid paper any longer

and for once in my life
i actually had too much to write
and had to trim down the paper to fit the page limit
which is odd
b/c i'm usually trying to add filler words to make the paper longer
among other little tricks

so now i'm ready for my next topic
a 13 yr old boy plays paintball
got shot in the eye and almost lost his eyesight
eyesight is now restored to 60%
and can't engage in physical contact sports
he sues the paintball place

i will defend my client, "Paintball Place"
and i mainly need to prove "assumption of risk"
meaning that the boy knows playing paintball is dangerous
and yet he voluntarily exposed himself to that risk
which resulted in his injury

anyone think i will lose my case?
thoughts? tips? ideas?
neatly typed up with 1.5 spacing and 1 inch margins
would be greatly appreciated

copy day

here's to:

--tapeworm talks
--sushi wasabi tricks
--ice cubes at southport
--spray painting the civic
--"i shot the sheriff" on the scooter
--screaming while snorkeling
--tvb soaps and pillow fights
--hustle and flo/ginger chicken rap
--numerous unpaid bets
--puzzle fighter and singing wars

xoxo
chunky